Markiplier's Tasteful Nudes Calendar - SHIPPING WEEK OF MAY 7
Over $500,000 raised for cancer research!

Regular price $30.00

I promised that when I hit 20 million subscribers I would release my Tasteful Nudes... AND I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!! 

I present to you my official Tasteful Nudes Calendar, chock full of pictures that I never thought would make their way onto the internet! I can hear my mom calling me right now to disown me!

Now it's important to mention that these are TASTEFUL nudes which means that, while I am indeed very extremely naked, anything that might be considered obscene has been tastefully censored by foliage, frisbees, passersby, etc... 
The content is similar to the ESPN Body Issue!

Get them while you can because this calendar is only available for the next 48 hours but if you order RIGHT NOW I will personally sign your calendar for you!


In addition, any profit that I would make from these calendars will be donated directly to The Cancer Research Institute ( to help a cure for cancer!

  • Please note that each calendar is being personally autographed, but not personalized
  • PRE-ORDER item - starts shipping week of May 7 (so many were sold for charity that it will take time to sign all these calendars!)
  • 12 month calendar - July 2018 to June 2019
  • measures 12"x12" / spiral bound

    Shipping Times.

    DHL - 5 to 7 days (USA)
    Expedited 2 Day (when available) - 2 days (USA)
    Expedited 1 Day (when available) - 1 day (USA)
    International - 10 to 14 days
    Pre-ordered items - Please add these transportation times to the date pre-ordered items are scheduled to start shipping.

    When FREE SHIPPING is offered, it only applies to US-based ship-to addresses.  

    Returns/exchanges are allowed for 30 days from date of your purchase.  After 30 days, we are not able to offer a refund or exchange. Eligible returns and exchanges are acceptable as long as the item is unworn, unwashed, free of stains and in the same condition as when you received it.   

    Domestic orders. Please visit here to locate your order to begin the exchange and return process.  Check your receipt for your specific order number and the email that you used to place it.

    International orders.

    • International duties and taxes.  We are not responsible for international duties, tariffs and taxes incurred. This is the sole responsibility of the customer. If a return or exchange is needed, duties, tariffs, taxes and shipping costs/freight cannot be refunded.
    • Undeliverable items.  Shipping fees are non-refundable.  If an item is undeliverable due to an address error and you would like to return your item for a refund, your order will be refunded minus shipping fees.
    If you have other questions about this, please email and provide your order number and email used to place the order.


    Where do we ship?  Currently, we allow shipping in the United StatesAustralia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway. Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom.

    For international orders, all duties, freight and taxes are included in the final cost.  Questions? Just contact us at anytime.

    Damaged items. Damaged items need to be be reported within 3 days of receipt, with photos attached. If not reported, we can not issue a return, refund or exchange. If you have received an incorrect or defective item, please contact within 3 days of receiving your order.

    Non-exchangeable items. 
    Limited Edition Items
    24, 36 of 48 Hour Flash Sales 
    International orders

    Non-returnable items. 
    Gift cards
    Clearance items
    International orders

    Refund Process.  After we receive your return request, and we have inspected your return, you will receive an email notifying you that we have received your returned item. We will then notify you of either (1) the approval or (2) rejection of your refund. If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 5 business days.  PLEASE NOTE.  Refunds can take 3-5 business days to appear on your statement, depending on how each bank or financial institution processes them. If you haven’t received a refund, first double-check your bank account. Then contact your credit card company. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at

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