Regular price $10.00

Dear sir and/or ma'am,

I am writing you today to give you my detailed enumerations on why you should purchase this Rock.

1) It is a fine Rock.

2) My life was woefully incomplete without this Rock.

3) My wife wanted me to replace the diamond upon her wedding ring with this Rock tied to string.
4) I did not allow my wife to cleverly steal my Rock. Rock whispered me guidance on this matter.

5) I contribute our victory over the British solely to my possession of this Rock and the many occasions on which Rock gave me solemn guidance in times of onerous decision.
And while I would not give up Rock upon pain of death, it gives my heart joy to know that Rock has many brothers and sisters awaiting a good and honest home for them. You are obviously scrambling to find your wallet at this juncture so I'll leave you to make your final arrangements. I have a country to rebuild after this long and terrible war.

Yours Truly,

George Washington
First President of the United States of America
Rock Owner
  • Free standard shipping on up to 2 rocks-only (U.S. addresses only)
  • Available in white and black (sold separately)
  • Measures approx. 2" (each rock is different)
  • FINAL SALE ITEM - Not eligible for returns, refunds or exchanges

Shipping Times.

DHL - 5 to 7 days (USA)
Expedited 2 Day (when available) - 2 days (USA)
Expedited 1 Day (when available) - 1 day (USA)
International - 10 to 14 days
Pre-ordered items - Please add these transportation times to the date pre-ordered items are scheduled to start shipping.

When FREE SHIPPING is offered, it only applies to US-based ship-to addresses.  

Returns/exchanges are allowed for 30 days from date of your purchase.  After 30 days, we are not able to offer a refund or exchange. Eligible returns and exchanges are acceptable as long as the item is unworn, unwashed, free of stains and in the same condition as when you received it.   

Domestic orders. Please visit here to locate your order to begin the exchange and return process.  Check your receipt for your specific order number and the email that you used to place it.

International orders.

  • International duties and taxes.  We are not responsible for international duties, tariffs and taxes incurred. This is the sole responsibility of the customer. If a return or exchange is needed, duties, tariffs, taxes and shipping costs/freight cannot be refunded.
  • Undeliverable items.  Shipping fees are non-refundable.  If an item is undeliverable due to an address error and you would like to return your item for a refund, your order will be refunded minus shipping fees.
If you have other questions about this, please email and provide your order number and email used to place the order.


Where do we ship?  Currently, we allow shipping in the United StatesAustralia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway. Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom.

For international orders, all duties, freight and taxes are included in the final cost.  Questions? Just contact us at anytime.

Damaged items. Damaged items need to be be reported within 3 days of receipt, with photos attached. If not reported, we can not issue a return, refund or exchange. If you have received an incorrect or defective item, please contact within 3 days of receiving your order.

Non-exchangeable items. 
Limited Edition Items
24, 36 of 48 Hour Flash Sales 
International orders

Non-returnable items. 
Gift cards
Clearance items
International orders

Refund Process.  After we receive your return request, and we have inspected your return, you will receive an email notifying you that we have received your returned item. We will then notify you of either (1) the approval or (2) rejection of your refund. If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 5 business days.  PLEASE NOTE.  Refunds can take 3-5 business days to appear on your statement, depending on how each bank or financial institution processes them. If you haven’t received a refund, first double-check your bank account. Then contact your credit card company. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at

Credit Card Charges.  Please note that if you pay via PayPal or Amazon, you will receive a charge for your purchases from our partner, READY GO LICENSING. Ready Go is responsible for helping develop and run our website, as well as helping to get the products produced and shipped.  If you have any questions about this, please contact us anytime at